Silly boys and their toys

[leoantix]

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I just thought that had to be a put on so I did a search. Could all still be fake of course, a la Blair Witch, but this is also funny......

Yo. I don’t think It’s ‘normal’ really, and also this story has some exaggerations of my statements… for example, I never said I used condoms. However, yeah, that car is sexy as hell and I have had sex with it. Besides, it’s not a lifestyle, it’s just my sort of sexuality. I have terrific friends and family, and it doesn’t matter what I tell them. Everyone has a ‘thing’, mine’s just bizarre… and I don’t usually talk about it, because who really needs to know? In day-to-day life this kind of thing doesn’t really even matter.

But I understand, It is pretty weird; but take it or leave it, it gets a lot of reactions, which is good for media.

-Jordan Witham



Well whatever, I understand your viewpoints. It’s just, some people get off on feet or bondage, I get off on cars. Big whoop, right?

This article makes it sound like I’m a wild car-rapist. In reality, I just love my cars a lot, and sometimes get kinky with ‘em.

But Mr. ‘FreakPolice’… It doesn’t matter in day to day life. After talking to some people on the internet, I was approached to make a film about the subject. Free road trips across the US and film stuff was quite appealing, so I did it. Then, Closer saw the film and wanted to talk to me about it, then they wrote this. I’m not actively trying to push this on anyone. It just seems lots of media people like to talk about it.

-Jordan

[slowDan]

The show he's talking about was for channel 5 over here and was utterly bizarre. Either its true or they payed him a lot of money to lie very convincingly.

Funniest bit was they got another guy who had a beetle (and loved it ) and this guy to meet up. They sort of nearly got on quite well. They were staying at a motel and during the night beetle guy snuck out and left a ...er... deposit on his trans-am. They didn't tell Jordan here and there were pointed shots of him polishing 'the spot' throughout the rest of the show. It was one of those shows that you didn't really want to watch, but couldn't stop.

[DANDY]

Some people should be shot run over. But the car might get charged with domestic abuse .

[NoNameBrand]

Leo, are you trying to tell us something? Is this why you need breaks between races?

[leoantix]

Leo, are you trying to tell us something? Is this why you need breaks between races?

i do love my honda a lot ... but not that much

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